Three tweets picked up on Twitter over the last couple of days that made me smile.
If a man is/I am out walking in the woods with no woman around to hear me. Am I still wrong? [from Tom Raftery]
My shock in burger king when my son asked "Do the onion rings have onion in them?" was surpassed by the girls reply "I'll have to ask" [from Amuze]
I have the spine of a 70 year old. (he sure did scream a lot as I took it ...) [from goodonpaper]